Death to skinny jeans!!!

Since I was little I remember looking at pictures from the 80's and absolutely hating their clothing. I remember in the 90's being forced to wear tapered jeans even though I have HUGE calves and they seriously make me look 1000 pounds heavier and I hated every minute of it... And then heaven... ahhhhhhh. The new millenium. filled with decent clothing that looks flattering on everyone and flared jeans that help the pear shaped people... A.K.A Me. I am not jealous of those people that can pull off skinny jeans. Oh, no. I am absolutely abhorred (I hope I spelled that right, someone correct me if I am wrong) at the idea that they would even wear those ugly things!!! Sorry to those out there that are in all of their glory seeing that they have now come back into style. I just wanted to vent a little. I quess I thought that this was a short lived Hollywood trend, but I got on my favorite jeans websit (to encourage myself to fit back into all of my jeans) when to my horror I see before my eyes. SKINNY JEANS!!! Someone just shoot me now and get it over with!! No more huge flares that take the focus off of my giant butt and hide my huge calves from view, now a cut that makes even skinny people fat!!! DEATH TO SKINNY JEANS!!! I think that all Christians should start praying that within the next month or so people start burning their skinny jeans so that the rest of us can go back to our nice little flares and feeling comfortable about our lower half in public....