He is irritating, but at least it's funny....

So we had to clean our appartment because Chris' friend from college is coming up to see us. My definition of clean is quite different from Chris'. I want to move everything sweep under it, dust under it, etc. I figure since we don't do it very often we might as well do a spectacular job. So while I was mopping Chris decided to dust the living room... With the kitchen cleaner. (He must have been tired because the next morning I found the kitchen cleaner in our fridge beside the milk) He cleaned the surfaces of everything that didn't have stuff on it just didn't move any of the picture frames on our ledges, or really anything else... Then he decided to sweep even though I told him that I would do it.... When he swept the rugs he seriously did maybe two stripes across them and they were "done." He was putting the sweeper away when I told him to leave it out so that I could redo what he had just done... He asked me "why?" I told him that looking at the giant rug in our living room that goes under our coffee table part of it was clean and the other half was littered with little papers and other random tiny pieces of whatever. He told me that it was because we have a crappy sweeper... UH HUH.... So I redid the sweeping and just as I had suspected he didn't lift up the garbage can and sweep under it or the coffee table, or move the kitchen chairs to get under the kitchen table.... Then I asked him to pick up his pile of clothes in the living room. I go out to the living room and his clothes are on the couch. Anyway at least he helped me. Most guys that I know, particularly my brothers wouldn't help their spouses at all. Anyway I am very excited that Chris' friend is coming up to see him. I quess that he might be moving to Japan. He is originally from Singapore, hope I spelled that right. He asked Chris if I could bring one of my friends so that he wouldn't feel like the third wheel. Chris told me that he would only like stick and I mean stick skinny girls. Chris said that when they lived in Florida they would see these skinny tiny girls and Lyon would say that they were fat. I told Lyon that I only have fat, white friends so I am sure that he wouldn't be interested.... He laughed. Chris told me that he is not like that to be mean, but in his culture that is just what he is used to. I didn't take offense. I wish that I had a skinny friend to introduce to him. Chris said that he has gotten screwed over by every girl he has ever been with. He had a serious girlfriend in Singapore and when he went home to see her she was with his best friend. I wish that I had a nice friend to introduce him to. I find it ironic that the majority of Chris' friends are just like him. Really sensitive sweet guys and the majority of girls don't like them for some reason. I find it disturbing that the majority of women in our society want the really hot guy who treats them like crap. Don't they realize we all get old and nasty looking in the end anyway? Wouldn't it be better to have a guy that may not look that great, but loves you and treats you right than to have a hot, rude, disrespectful jerk? I don't think that Chris' sister has learned this lesson yet. She dates guys that are very good looking, but wouldn't know how to treat a woman (or a person for that matter) if it were written down for them on paper. I am getting off of topic. LOVE YOU GUYS!
Things to be thankful for:
-A clean appartment (that smells great! I am doing an experiment, the Glade plug in vs. Febreeze. Febreeze is more expensive, but so far it is lasting longer and smells better, even though the Glade on I bought has a fan attached to it.)
-A great sermon yesterday, that like always gives me a lot to think about...
-A husband who helps me clean and laughs when I tell him I am writing about him and his cleaning techniques.
-A good friend coming over to make the man I love have a great fun day (doing stuff he likes to do with out me being along.)
-Family who I love and cherish. Can't wait to get more pictures of pudgy on here.